The Wackiest Ways to Get Wi-Fi
How far would you go for a few minutes of free Wi-Fi? A new survey released this week shows people are willing to go to some pretty great lengths to get online on-the-move.
The survey, conducted by Fiberlink, asked 300 computer users who have company-issued laptops what “interesting or out-of-the-ordinary” steps they’d taken to secure a wireless connection. Some highlights:
- A guy climbed onto the roof to steal a signal (he says he saw a naked a chick while up there — seriously).
- Another climbed to the top of a mountain, evidently a hot spot of some sort, and worked inside of a tent.
- Someone else held his laptop out the window to tap into his neighbor’s connection long enough to send an e-mail.
- Still another desperate user camped outside an airport for four full hours just to log on.
- Someone hijacked a hospital’s connection, plugging into an open port, all for a few minutes of Web-enabled bliss.
- Finally, another person took a cab ride in an Internet-enabled taxi just to get some time online.
Those are decent enough tales — but I, for one, had hoped for more. Where’s the guy sleeping with someone just to use her Wi-Fi network? How about breaking-and-entering, using the Internet, then leaving without stealing a thing? Or pretending to work in an office, maybe attending a couple meetings or fixing a copy machine, just to snag a few minutes on the network? Surely there’s someone out there with a shockingly scandalous story.