Watch out, Babel Fish: There’s a new translation tool on the way, and this one claims to be able to turn alien talk into English.

My friends, it’s time to unite. Together, we can move the world off of Internet Explorer…one system at a time.

Note to corporate executives: You might want to think twice before pissing off your IT guy.

The Polaris Artificial Intelligence Project has defeated our best in a final showdown, taking out its human enemies with calculated precision.

Microsoft is mad about a new report comparing Vista to the failed New Coke experiment of the mid-80s. Is it time to put our anger aside and start learning to love the new Windows?

In hilariously ironic news, Microsoft’s newly launched “Windows Vista Compatibility Center” is not working.

With word that Best Buy has started selling free software, TechCult has decided to get in on the action.

After a protracted struggle involving deceit, seduction and some outright threats, Microsoft have apparently conceded defeat – to businesses at least. Support for Windows XP has been promised until 2014, which you might recognise as fully three years after Windows 7 is expected.