Here’s one for you: Your online profile may have enough information to let a savvy crook create a functioning key to your home.

Much has been made over Windows Vista’s pokey performance. Now, though, a new series of lawsuits suggests the time Vista takes to load could actually cost you cash.

In “someone’s about to get fired” news, it appears that Microsoft may have forgotten to register a trademark for its new cloud-based operating system, Windows Azure.

Apple appears to be starting its own school. The Mac-makers are forming a new project called Apple University — but much information beyond that is still anyone’s guess.

Watch out, Babel Fish: There’s a new translation tool on the way, and this one claims to be able to turn alien talk into English.

My friends, it’s time to unite. Together, we can move the world off of Internet Explorer…one system at a time.

Note to corporate executives: You might want to think twice before pissing off your IT guy.

The Polaris Artificial Intelligence Project has defeated our best in a final showdown, taking out its human enemies with calculated precision.