You look lost. At least, that’s what a new “smart” surveillance system tells me.

Scientists have come up with a way to let you read someone’s thoughts and dreams via your computer monitor — and, suffice it to say, I plan to get my hands on this technology soon.

In “we wish we were kidding” news, a new blonde-specific keyboard is hitting store shelves just in time for the Cyber Monday shopping rush.

As millions of people get ready for Black Friday, IBM is getting ready to introduce an invention that could revolutionize the shopping experience. Oh, and also make it easy for guys to spy on undressing women.

The mouse: universally used (trackballs just don’t mesh that well with Excel) but there isn’t that much you can do with the things, right?

Dell may be missing the mark when it comes to its latest computer-selling tactic — but fear not, for TechCult has a surefire way to save the day.

The British government has done it again. Just months after misplacing a database of its entire prison population, the U.K.’s top dogs now say they’re losing an average of one government computer per week.

Talk about sci-fi meeting reality: A woman who lost her eye in a car accident may soon have it replaced with a Webcam — one that can record and wirelessly transmit every image she sees.